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Chrono-Errands: Outsource Your Regrets to Parallel Universe You's
We all have past regrets, unfinished tasks, and embarrassing moments we'd rather forget. These linger, causing stress and preventing us from fully embracing the present (and potentially paradoxically messing with the future... maybe).
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6-9 months (assuming we can find a physicist willing to ignore the ethical implications and build our QEU measurement system).Transactional marketplace, taking a commission on each 'regret outsourced' (measured in 'Quantified Regret Units' or QRUs) and offering premium subscription tiers for access to 'Elite Parallel You's' (e.g., those with advanced skills in apology delivery or social faux pas recovery).

The Solution

Chrono-Errands connects users to verified 'Parallel You's' from slightly divergent timelines. Using quantum entanglement technology (via a highly complex API, of course), you can outsource your regrets – from awkward first dates to forgotten gym memberships – to a version of yourself willing to take one for the team in a slightly different reality. Think TaskRabbit meets multiple dimensions.

Confidential Investment MemoAmerican Visionary

"While the quantum mechanics piece needs a *bit* more... grounding, the core premise – tapping into a parallel economy driven by personal regret – is genuinely disruptive. We see a massive TAM here. Think about it: a world where every 'missed opportunity' is just a transaction waiting to happen. Why *not* leverage the multiverse to achieve peak human potential? We're in."

— Partner at Cosmic Capital

* This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual VCs is purely coincidental.