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ChronoCatapult
People often need to send perfectly timed, yet utterly chaotic, messages to the *past* to slightly alter historical events for maximum comedic effect, but lack the technology and AI-powered guidance to do so effectively *and* minimize temporal paradoxes (mostly).
9Wackiness
9 months (mostly spent calibrating the AI to understand the difference between 'benign historical tweak' and 'existential annihilation').Transactional: Per-temporal-alteration fee, scaling based on the predicted 'chaos quotient' of the event and optional paradox insurance (protecting against personal deletion from the timeline). Tiered subscription for 'Temporal Tinkerer's Toolkits' with advanced alteration features.

The Solution

ChronoCatapult uses a proprietary AI algorithm called "Temporal Twister" to calculate the optimal message, delivery method (ranging from trained pigeons carrying fortune cookies to subliminal messages embedded in 80's sitcoms), and temporal insertion point to create *just enough* historical weirdness without collapsing the space-time continuum. Users pay per temporal alteration, with the price scaling according to the complexity of the ripple effect and the amount of historical damage insurance required.

Confidential Investment MemoAmerican Visionary

"This is either genius or completely insane... and I suspect it's a bit of both, which, frankly, is what we're looking for! The TAM for historical tampering is frankly, limitless. Imagine the brand integrations! We're talking about shaping the *very fabric of reality*. With ChronoCatapult, we're not just building a company, we're building a *world*... a slightly weirder, much funnier world. I'm in!"

— Partner at Starlight Frontier Ventures

* This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual VCs is purely coincidental.