Who is the target customer?

Hoarders seeking to monetize future clutter, preppers looking to acquire essential items cheaply years in advance, historians anticipating valuable artifacts, and eccentrics with a penchant for temporal arbitrage.

It leverages the inevitability of obsolescence and future trends. It taps into the 'FOMO' of acquiring items at bargain prices years before they become desirable. The absurdity is the marketing. Every transaction has a built-in narrative.

What is the biggest risk?

Temporal paradoxes. Users attempt to buy items from their own past, creating causal loops that unravel the fabric of reality. Logistical nightmares of storing and reliably delivering items years or decades in the future. The complete disintegration of the spacetime continuum if someone messes up their order.

ChronoSwap

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ChronoSwap

People accumulate utterly useless items throughout their lives that other people desperately need, BUT they need it at a DIFFERENT point in time. Yesterday's trash is tomorrow's treasure, literally.

9Wackiness

3 months (No-code platform with duct tape and a 'temporal integrity disclaimer').Transaction fees on each successful time-shifted item exchange (e.g., 5% commission). Premium subscriptions for enhanced search filtering and future-predicting algorithms (powered by dubious AI).

The Solution

ChronoSwap is a marketplace where users can list items they own now and specify *when* someone else will need them. Conversely, users can browse items available in the future and secure them for a pre-agreed price and delivery date, essentially 'time-shifting' the marketplace.

Confidential Investment MemoAmerican Visionary

"While the unit economics are... perplexing when factoring in inflation over potentially decades, the potential Total Addressable Market (TAM) - everything, ever - is undeniable. Imagine the brand equity! People will be talking about ChronoSwap for generations...potentially because they bought their great-great-grandparents' porcelain cat collection through it. We're in."

— Partner at Galactic Growth Partners

* This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual VCs is purely coincidental.

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