CryptidCoin
The modern internet is too predictable. There's no mystery, no wonder, no feeling that a rogue Sasquatch might be browsing your Reddit feed.
9Wackiness
3 months (basic platform with Bigfoot sightings only)Transaction fees on Cryptid Seal application/minting. Staking CryptidCoin for increased cryptid sighting odds. Premium features like custom cryptid design (e.g., your own family dog as a cryptid). Marketplace for buying/selling Cryptid-Sealed transactions.

The Solution

CryptidCoin allows users to 'prove' their crypto transactions were witnessed by a cryptid (Bigfoot, Mothman, Nessie, etc.). Verified cryptid sightings add a rare, non-fungible 'Cryptid Seal' to the transaction, conferring bragging rights and bizarre speculative value.

Confidential Investment MemoAmerican Visionary

"While the unit economics seem... unusual, the potential for capturing the imagination of a global, meme-obsessed audience is undeniable. We believe CryptidCoin has the potential to build a vibrant, if somewhat bizarre, metaverse around cryptid culture. The total addressable market? Everyone who's ever watched a blurry video and said, 'I think I saw something!'"

— Partner at Evergreen Horizons Capital

* This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual VCs is purely coincidental.