LintLords
Laundry lint is a global epidemic of fuzzy waste choking drains, polluting microplastics into oceans, and generally being a nuisance. Current lint traps are inefficient and aesthetically displeasing.
10Wackiness
2 monthsTransaction fees on each lint harvest transaction and a percentage of art installation sales.

The Solution

LintLords is a marketplace connecting individuals with laundry lint harvesting services. Users post photos of their lint-filled traps, and 'LintLords' bid to collect the lint. The lint is then used to create absurd art installations that are sold to niche art collectors.

Confidential Investment MemoAmerican Visionary

"Look, the TAM on laundry alone is astronomical. Every house, every apartment, EVERY HOTEL room in the world has laundry. Now think of all that lint! Plus, imagine the brand potential. ‘LintLords: Saving the world, one fuzzy tummy button at a time!’ It's a beautiful vision, and we at Redwood Sequoia Capital are all in on building this fluffy future!"

— Partner at Redwood Sequoia Capital

* This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual VCs is purely coincidental.