Quantum Schrödinger's Cats-Security (QSCC)
Traditional cybersecurity is predictable and reactive. Hackers always find new loopholes because systems operate in a binary state: either secure or compromised. This lack of unpredictable dynamic defense makes it too easy for malicious actors.
10Wackiness
7-10 years (primarily due to waiting for quantum computers to become slightly less theoretical).Ad-supported with premium features paid in QSCCrypto tokens. Ads would consist of surrealist art generated by a quantum AI. Premium QSCCrypto membership allows users to customize the quantum entanglement parameters of their security bubble.

The Solution

QSCC leverages quantum entanglement and the observer effect to create a cybersecurity system that exists in a superposition of 'secure' and 'compromised' states simultaneously. Only an attempt to exploit the system forces it into a defined, unpredictable state, creating a constantly shifting security landscape, which is like herding quantum cats. Any intrusion attempt will collapse the function, sending it into a random, but secure, state.

Confidential Investment MemoAmerican Visionary

"While the unit economics are…let’s say 'challenging,' the potential upside is staggering. Imagine a world where cybercrime is effectively neutered by quantum chaos! We are deeply skeptical, however, the sheer potential of this project, and the ability to offer the promise of an 'unhackable future', makes it a worthwhile investment, and would change the whole cybersecurity game. I can get behind this. Let's talk about valuation, but I'll be honest, I see a unicorn at the end of this rainbow. A very, VERY weird unicorn."

— Partner at Celestial Horizons Ventures

* This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual VCs is purely coincidental.